Do you never, ever want an increase to the minimum wage, for any reason? Vote GOP.
Do you want women to be forced to give birth to dead fetuses and the babies from incest and rape, nationwide? Vote GOP.
Do you want to have female contraception made illegal? (Don’t worry guys, condoms and Viagra will never be made illegal.) Vote GOP.
Do you want family reproductive decisions to be decided by elected officials in your state capital as opposed to between the family and their doctor? Vote GOP.
Do you want to have the voting and constitutional rights of you and your fellow citizens further eroded? Vote GOP.
Do you want to give up the chore of choosing and just let someone else tell you what to do for the rest of your life? Vote GOP.
Do you want all levels of government to be corrupt and criminal? Vote GOP.
Do you want the government to continue wasting time passing completely worthless bills while doing nothing to help everyday Americans? Vote GOP.
Do you want the government to completely ignore major issues, like the housing, opioid, and climate crises, while doing everything in their power to distract from these issues with culture-war stuff that very few people actually care about? Vote GOP.
Do you want your elected government officials to lie about almost everything there is to lie about while at the same time gaslighting you? Vote GOP.
Do you want your politicians to completely ignore what you want and do what they want anyway, like when Ohio’s citizens legalized weed, but their elected officials have been slow-walking it ever since? Vote GOP.
Do you want state-sponsored religion Christianity American Protestantism shoved down your throat in every public aspect of society, from school to government, without any consideration for other religions or atheists? Vote GOP.
Do you want your government to not only ignore, downplay, and politicize the gun violence epidemic, but actively introduce policies that make it worse? Vote GOP.
Do you want the divorce / child marriage / domestic violence laws changed so that they again go back to protecting only the men? Vote GOP.
Do you want your elected officials to interfere in the choices you make about who you become romantic with, i.e., do you want the government in your bedroom? Vote GOP.
Do you want public education to continue to be attacked, setting our kids further and further back from the rest of the world, rendering them unable to function in the real world? Vote GOP.
Do you want to continue to be forced to go into a lifetime of debt in order to pay simple medical bills for you and your family? Vote GOP.
Would you like people to die simply because they are denied coverage by an insurance company or simply don’t have the money for treatment? Vote GOP.
Do you want your political leaders to talk all the time about immigration, but when bipartisan Republican legislation appears to address the issues, they reject it? Vote GOP.
Do you want your representatives to shout “FREEDOM” all the time while simultaneously limiting your reproductive, financial, and entertainment choices? Vote GOP.
Do you want to end “wokeness,” at the expense of all of the above, regardless of the consequences? Vote GOP. But, you’ll first need to define what “wokeness” is for you, and after you’ve done that, ask your representatives if their version of “wokeness” aligns with yours. Because “woke” is a very vague word and concept, and it means different things to different people. So if your main motivation to vote is to “end wokeness” without seeing what type of “woke” your representatives want to end, you may be surprised when their definition of “woke” includes you.