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Proposed Solutions to Problems

Here are the solutions, from modern Democratic and Republican points of view, to some of the problems facing America.

GUN VIOLENCE AND DEATHS:

  • background checks, assault weapons ban
  • more guns for everyone, arm the children

IMMIGRATION:

  • a path to citizenship if following the law
  • shoot them in the legs

HEALTHCARE:

  • affordable healthcare for all americans
  • repeal Obamacare and cut or eliminate Medicare

ABORTION:

  • legal but rare
  • imprison the doctor for 99 years

DEATH BY ANY CAUSE (EXCEPT TERRORISM):

  • care
  • do not care